Maia Lee probably would've laughed at that. "Took me in" was a nice euphemism for teaching somebody to break a window the right way, disarm a security system, do a skip trace, blackmail somebody with photos to keep a civil case from going to trial.
Maia's associates at Terrence &C Goldman had frowned on her methods until Maia made junior partner.
Mitchell was looking at me, still smiling but with a little more wistfulness in his expression.
"And the fact your father was a lawman," he suggested. "I suspect your mother is right—that had a lot to do with your career getting sidetracked."
I didn't answer. Sidetracked?
"So why would you go back to Academia now?" he asked.
I think I told him something about wanting an intellectual challenge and applying real world experience to the classroom, blah, blah, blah. My mind was pretty well disconnected with my spiel by the time someone knocked on the door.
Mitchell excused himself. He went into the hall and mumbled briefly with one of the other members of the hiring committee.
He came back in and sat down. He kept his face impassive.
"That didn't take long," he said.
I got ready to leave, to tell him thanks anyway.
Mitchell broke into a grin. "They'd like to see a demo next week. Dr. Gutierrez said you're the most refreshing candidate he's interviewed in a long time."
When I left Mitchell's office I had a little slip of paper confirming my demo lesson to the medieval undergrad seminar on Monday. I also had a dazed, sticky feeling, like somebody had already started wallpapering me with Peanuts cartoons and Scotch tape.
36
A red Mazda Miata was parked in front of 90 Queen Anne Street with its right tires over the curb. When I walked around to my side of the house Allison SaintPierre came out my front door and said, "Hi."
She was wearing white Reeboks, a pleated white skirt, and a white tank top that wasn't lining up with her bra straps very well. A terrycloth sweatband pushed her hair into bangs. Her smile was alcoholfortified. Tennis lesson day at the country club.
She was holding two Shiner Bocks. One bottle was almost empty. The other she gave to me.
"Damnedest thing," she said.
She leaned sideways in the doorway so I could pass if I wanted to do the mambo with her.
I stayed on the porch.
"Let me guess. My landlord let you in."
She smiled wider. "Sweet old fart. He picked up that envelope on the counter and asked me if I knew anything about this month's rent."
"Yeah, Gary has a thing for blondes. Rent money and blondes. Maybe if I brought over more blondes he'd ask less often about the rent."
Allison raised her eyebrows. "Worth a try."
Then she turned inside like her back was hinged to the doorjamb. I almost thought she was going to fall into the living room, but at the last minute she put her foot out and walked in. She said, "Wooo."
I drank some of my Shiner Bock before following her inside.
Allison had taken Julie Kearnes out of the cassette deck and put in my Johnny Johnson. She'd pulled an old Texas Monthly off the windowsill and left it open on the coffee table. The ironing board was down and the phone had been pulled out from behind it.
Allison sat on the kitchen counter stool and spread her arms along the Formica.
"Somebody named Carol called. I told her you weren't here."
"Carolaine," I corrected. "That's just great. Thanks."
She shrugged. Happy to help.
I looked for Robert Johnson but he'd buried himself deep. Maybe under the laundry.
Maybe in the pantry. Unlike my landlord, Robert Johnson didn't go much for blondes.
"You send Sheckly a getwell card yet?" I asked.
Allison had a happy drunk going that was about as thick as battleship skin. My question pinged against her, a small annoyance but not nearly enough to make her change course.
"One of his lawyers left me a message this morning— something about the medical bills." She was turning the tip of her right sneaker in time to the music. Back, forth, back, forth.
I waited.
"You're in my apartment for a good reason, I'm sure. Mind telling what it is?"
Allison appraised me while she bobbed her head, starting at my feet and working her way up. When she got to my eyes she locked on and smiled, approvingly.
"You look good. You should dress like that more often."
I shook my head. "This outfit reminds me of too many funerals."
"That's where you were this morning?"
"Close enough. Why are you here?"
Allison lifted her fingers off the counter. "You were listed in the book. I felt bad about you getting hit last night."
"You felt bad."
She grinned. " I'm not that terrible, sweetie. You don't know me well enough."
"The guys who know you well enough seem to get flesh wounds."
"Like I said, Tres, I grew up with four brothers."
"How many of them made it to adulthood?"
Her eyes sparkled. No making her mad today. "Maybe I was just curious. Miranda's dad called me this morning. He wanted to know if Miranda was with me last night."
"Yeah?"
She gave me a smirk. "Yeah. Seems she disappeared last night after the party. So did you, for that matter."
She waited for information.
Fortunately for me the phone rang. Allison offered to get it. I told her thanks anyway. I moved the phone to the bathroom doorway, which was as far as it would stretch, then picked up the receiver.