We were sitting on his balcony.
Jiggly Jill was long gone. It turned out that Jill wasn't much of a girlfriend. She had been someone he'd picked up tonight at a party. I doubted she would go to the police. Truth was, she hadn't a clue what had happened to her or what was going on, and just before she left, just as she was pulling on her clothes, I gave her a very strong suggestion to not go to the police.
She merely nodded, grabbed her stuff, gave Andre one last, fearful look, and headed out front to wait for her taxi.
"Don't look so sad," I said. "There's more where she came from."
Andre was presently pressing a bag of frozen peas to his right eye and alternately smoking. It was multi-tasking at its best. I suspected the cigarette might be accelerating the rate at which the bag of peas was melting, but decided to keep my hypothesis to myself.
When we listened to a car door open and heard what we both assumed was the taxi speeding off, Andre ground out his cigarette and looked at me.
"Who the fuck are you?"
"A private investigator."
He blinked. "You're kidding."
"Nope."
"Where did you learn to fight like that?"
I shook my head and motioned to the pack of cigarettes. He reached down and shook one out for me. I plucked it out deftly. He next offered me a light and I leaned into it and inhaled. I exhaled a churning plume of blue-gray smoke, and said, "If I told you, I would have to kill you."
"Fine," he said. "I've never come across someone like you."
"And I doubt you ever will again."
He studied with his free eye; the other being, of course, hidden behind a melting bag of Green Giant peas. "I believe it."
I had a thought, and wondered just how far I could go with this mind-control business. I waited until he caught my eye with his one good eye, and said, "I will tell you what I am, but when I leave your house, you will forget it completely. Understood?"
He looked at me - and looked at me some more - and finally, his one good eye went blank. He nodded. My suggestion had sunk home. A moment later, the dazed look disappeared, and he looked at me again as he had a moment or two before: with confusion and maybe a little awe.
"I'm not human," I said. "Not really. I'm something else. Some call me a vampire."
He lowered the bag of peas. His other eye was nearly swollen shut. I saw it working behind all the puffy folds, trying to see through. "You're serious?"
"Deadly."
"And that explains why you're so fast?"
"Yes."
"And strong?"
"Yes."
He had witnessed my skills firsthand, had seen me doing things he had never seen another human do. It wasn't hard for him to accept that I was perhaps something different.
"But I thought vampires were, you know, only in books."
"A form of them are, yes."
He was about to ask me another question and I shook my head. "We're not here about me, Andre. Do you understand?"
He nodded again, resigned. He returned the peas to his swollen eye and sat back a little in his chair.
I said, "When did you learn the dim mak?"
"Years ago. From a master in Japan."
"Have you used it before?"
He brought his cigarette to his lips. "Can't vampires read minds or something?"
"Often."
"So it would do me little good to lie."
"Little good."
"And what will you do with this information?"
"I haven't decided yet."
"Will you go to the police?"