I took another slurp of my tea (orange pekoe, six sugars) and stuck out my left foot. Yep, last season's Brunos still looked great. Hell, they could be from the last decade and still look great. Quality costs... and it lasts, too.
Marc Spangler, one of my roommates, slouched into the kitchen, yawning. I withdrew my leg before he tripped and brained himself on the microwave. He looked like pan-fried hell, which was to say, he looked like he just came off shift. Since moving in with an emergency ward physician, I've discovered that your average doc comes off shift grimier than your average garbageman.
I greeted him warmly. "Another hard afternoon saving lives and seducing the janitor?"
"Another hard night suckering poor slobs out of their precious lifeblood?"
"Yep," we both said.
He poured himself a glass of milk and sat down across from me. "You look like you need some toast," I prompted.
"Forget it. I'm not eating food so you can get off on it secondhand. 'Ooh, ooh, Marc, make sure you smear the butter allllll over the bread... now let me smell it... don't you want some sweet, sweet jelly with that?' I've gained seven pounds since I moved in, you cow."
"You should have more respect for the dead," I said solemnly, and we both cracked up.
"God, what a day," he said. His hair was growing in nicely (he'd gone through a head-shaving phase this past summer), so now he looked like a clean Brillo pad with friendly green eyes. I wished my eyes were like that, but mine were murky, like fridge mold. His were clear, like lagoon water.
"Death? Bloodletting? Gang war?" Unlikely in Minnesota, but he looked pretty whipped.
"No, the fucking administration changed all the forms again." He rubbed his eyebrows. "Every time they do it, there's a six-month learning curve. Then when we've figured out who has to sign what and in what order, they change them again. You know, in the name of efficiency."
"That blows," I said sympathetically.
"What about you, what'd you do? Chomp on any would-be rapists? Or was tonight one of the nights you didn't bother to get anything to eat?"
"The second one. Oh, and I crashed an AA meeting."
He was halfway to the fridge for a milk refill and froze like I'd yelled "I see a Republican!"
"You did what?"
"Crashed an AA meeting. Did you know they film those now?"
"They what?"
"I was kind of nervous because I didn't know if I'd have to, y'know, prove I was a drunk or if they'd take my word for it, or if I needed a note from a doctor or bartender or something, and it was kind of weird with the camera lights and all-"
He was giving me the strangest look. Usually I got that look from Sinclair. "It doesn't work like that."
"Yeah, I know, I found out. Really nice bunch of people. Kind of jumpy, but very friendly. Had to dodge the reporter, though."
"Reporter-" He shook his head. "But Betsy... why did you go?"
"Isn't it obvious?" I asked, a little irritably. Marc was usually sharper than this. "I drink blood."
"And did it work?" he asked with exaggerated concern.
"No, dimwad, it did not. The reporter and the lights freaked me out, so I left early. But I might go back." I took another gulp of tea. Needed more sugar. I dumped some in and added, "Yep, I just might. Maybe they don't teach you the trick until you've gone a few times."
"It's not a secret handshake, honey." He laughed, but not like he thought what I'd said was funny. "But you could try that, see how that works."
"What's your damage? Maybe you should have a drink," I joked.
"I'm a recovering alcoholic."
"Oh, you are not."
"Betsy. I am."
"Nuh-uh!"
"Uh-huh."
I fought down escalating panic. Sure, I hadn't known Marc as long as I'd known, say, Jessica, but still. You'd think he would have brought something like that up. Or-ugh!-maybe he had, and I'd been so obsessed with the events of the past six months I hadn't-
"Don't worry," he said, reading my aghast expression and interpreting it correctly. "I never told you before."
"Well, I... I guess I should have noticed." I could put away a case of plum wine a month, and Jessica liked her daiquiris, and Sinclair went through grasshoppers like there was gonna be a cr��me de menthe embargo (for a studly vampire king, he drank like a girl), but I'd never noticed how Marc always stuck to milk. Or juice. Or water.
Of course, I'd had other things on my mind. Especially lately. But I was still embarrassed. Some friend! Didn't even realize my own roommate had a drinking problem. "I guess I should have noticed," I said again. "I'm sorry."
"I guess I should have told you. But there didn't ever seem to be a good time to bring it up. I mean, first there was the whole thing with Nostro, and then all the vampires getting killed, and then Sinclair moved in..."
"Ugh, don't remind me. But... you're so young. How did you even know you were one, much less decided to stop drinking?"
"I'm not that young, Betsy. You're only four years older than me."
I ignored that. "Is that why you were going to jump off the hospital roof when I met you?" I asked excitedly. "The booze had driven you to suicide?"
"No, paperwork and never getting laid had driven me to suicide. The booze just made me sleepy. In fact, that was the whole problem. Sleep."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. See, being a med student isn't so bad. The work isn't intellectually hard or anything-"
"Spoken like a math genius."
"No, it's really not," he insisted. "There's just a lot of stuff to memorize. And they-hospitals-can't work a student to death. But they can work the interns and residents to death. And the thing is, when you're an intern, you're always short on sleep rations."
I nodded. I'd faithfully watched every episode of ER until they killed off Mark Green and the show started severely sucking.
"So it was normal to go forty, fifty hours sometimes without sleep."
"Yeah, but don't patients suffer because of it? I mean, tired people fuck up. Even someone who didn't go to Harvard Medical School knows that."
Marc nodded. "Sure. And it's not news to administration, either, or the chief residents, or the nurses. But the fuckups are blamed because a babydoc-that's what the interns are called-did it, not because he did it because he hadn't slept in two nights."
"Bogus."
"Tell me. They're supposed to limit the amount of hours you work, but it's not enforced. After a while you get used to it. You can't really remember a time when you weren't dog-ass tired. It starts getting hard to sleep even on your nights off. You're so used to being awake, and even if you do fall asleep, you know a nurse is going to wake you up in five minutes to handle a code or an admit, so why bother going down in the first place, and you just... stay awake. All the time."
He went back to the fridge, refilled his milk, took a sip, sat back down. "So, after a while I started having a few shots of Dewar's to help me get to sleep. A while after that, I started thinking on shift how great that shot of Dewar's would taste when I got home. A while after that, I started drinking whether I needed to get to sleep or not. And after that, I started to bring my old friend Dewar's to work."
"You drank... at work?" And you drink blood, I reminded myself. Let's not start pointing fingers.
"Yup. And the funny thing was, I remember the exact day I figured out I had a problem. It wasn't all the empty bottles I was recycling every week. It wasn't even the nipping at work or showing up at the EW with a hangover almost every day.
"It was this day I was working in Boston when I was asked to work a double, and I realized by the time I got off, all the bars and liquor stores would be closed. And I only had half a bottle of Dewar's at home. So I started calling around-to a bunch of my friends to see if one of them would run out and pick up a couple of bottles for me.
"And none of them would do it. Understandable. When a pal calls you up practically in the middle of the night because he's desperate for his fix, you're not gonna help him, right? But the weird thing was, I was calling these people at eleven thirty at night, and none of them thought it was weird. That's when I knew."
"So what happened?"
"Nothing dramatic. Nobody died or anything. Nobody who wouldn't have, even if I'd been Marcus Welby and stone-cold sober. I just... stopped. Went home-"
"Dumped out the half bottle."
"Nope, I saved it. It was... like a charm, I guess. As long as the half bottle was there, I could fool myself into thinking I'd have a drink later. That was my trick. 'I won't have anything tonight, and tomorrow I'll reward myself with a big drink.' And of course, tomorrow I'd say the same thing. And I'm two years sober next month."
"That's..." What? Weird? Cool? Fascinating? "That's really an interesting story."
"Yeah, I can see the tears in your eyes. Which one did you go to?"
"What?"
"Which AA meeting?"
"Oh. Uh... the one at the Thunderbird Motel. On 494?"
"You should go to the one at the Bloomington Libe. Better stuff to drink."
"Thanks for the tip."
He drained his milk, gave me a milk-mustache smile, and slouched off toward his bedroom.
I drank cup after cup of tea and thought about Dewar's.