Celia climbed up the steps to her room slowly; not because she was very

tired, but because her room was nearly at the top of Brown's Buildings

and she had learnt that, at any rate, it was well to begin slowly. It

was only the milk boy and the paper boy who ran up the stairs, and they

generally whistled or sang as they ran, heedless of feminine reproofs or

masculine curses. There was no lift at Brown's; its steps were as stony

and as steep as those of which Dante complained; the rail on which

Celia's hand rested occasionally was of iron; and Brown's whitewashed

corridors, devoid of ornament, were so severe as to resemble those of a

prison; indeed, more than one of the inhabitants of the Buildings spoke

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of them, with grim facetiousness, as The Jail. Without having to pause

to gain her breath, for at twenty-two, when you are well and strong,

even sixty steep steps do not matter very much, Celia unlocked a door,

bearing the number "105," and entered her room.

It was not large; to descend to detail, it measured exactly ten feet by

fifteen feet; but scantily furnished as it was, it contrasted pleasantly

with the prison-like corridor on which it opened. Like that of the Baby

Bear, everything in the apartment was small; a tiny table, a diminutive

armchair, a miniature bookcase; the one exception was a wardrobe, which

was not in reality a wardrobe; it served a double purpose; for when the

doors were opened, they disclosed a bed, standing on its head, which

came down at night and offered Celia repose. The room had a cheerful

air; there was a small fire in the tiny grate, and the light of the

flickering coal was reflected on one or two cheap, but artistically

good, engravings, and on the deep maroon curtains--"Our celebrated art

serge, 1s. 6d. a yard, double width"--which draped the windows looking

down on Elsham Street, which runs parallel with its great, roaring,

bustling brother, Victoria Street.

There were few prettier rooms in Brown's than Celia's; but then,

compared with the other inhabitants of The Jail, she was quite

well-to-do, not to say rich; for she earned a pound a week; and a pound

a week is regarded as representing affluence by those who are earning

only fifteen shillings; and that sum, I fancy, represented the top

income of most of Celia's neighbours.

You can do a great deal with a pound a week. Let us consider for a

moment: rent, which includes all rates and taxes, five shillings a week;

gas, purchased on the beautiful and simple penny-in-the-slot system,

say, one shilling and threepence, and firing one shilling and

sixpence--at Brown's you only have a fire when it is really cold, and it

is wonderful how far you can make a halfpenny bundle of wood go when you

know the trick of it. Now we come to the not unimportant item of food.

It is quite easy; breakfast, consisting of an egg, which the grocer,

with pleasing optimism, insists upon calling "fresh," one penny; bread

and butter, per week, one shilling and sixpence; tea, milk, and sugar,

per week, one and fourpence. Lunch, a really good, substantial meal, of

savoury sausage or succulent fish and mashed potato, and a bun. If you

are a lady the bun is indispensable; for if there is one faith implanted

firmly in the feminine breast, it is that which accepts the penny bun as

a form of nutrition not to be equalled. Thrones totter and fall,

dynasties stagger and pass away, but the devotion of Woman to the Penny

Bun stands firm amidst the cataclysms of nature and nations. This

substantial lunch costs sixpence. On Sundays, you dine sumptuously at

home on a chop, or eggs and bacon, cooked over your gas-ring, and eaten

with the leisure which such luxury deserves. Tea, which if you are in

Celia's case, you take at home, consists of the remains of the loaf and

the milk left from breakfast, enhanced by a sausage "Made in Germany,"

or, say, for a change, half a haddock, twopence. Of course, this meal is

supper and tea combined.




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