It made capital reading, however; and in servants' halls the newspaper

became very popular. It gave rise to a satirical leader on the

editorial page: "What's the matter with us republicans? Liberty,

fraternity and equality; we flaunt that flag as much as we ever did.

Yet, what a howdy-do when a title comes along! What a craning of

necks, what a kotowing! How many earldoms and dukedoms are not based

upon some detestable action, some despicable service rendered some

orgiastic sovereign! The most honorable thing about the so-called

nobility is generally the box-hedge which surrounds the manse. Kotow;

pour our millions into the bottomless purses of spendthrifts; give them

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our most beautiful women. There is no remedy for human nature."

It was this editorial which interested Killigrew far more than the

story which had given birth to it.

"That's the way to shout."

"Does it do any good?" asked Kitty. "If we had a lord for breakfast--I

mean, at breakfast--would you feel at ease? Wouldn't you be watching

and wondering what it was that made him your social superior?"

"Social superior? Bah!"

"That's no argument. As this editor wisely says, there's no remedy for

human nature. When I was a silly schoolgirl I often wondered if there

wasn't a duke in the family, or even a knight. How do you account for

that feeling?"

"You were probably reading Bertha M. Clay," retorted her father, only

too glad of such an opening.

"What is your opinion of titles, Mr. Webb?" she asked calmly.

"Mr. Webb is an Englishman, Kitty," reminded her mother.

"All the more reason for wishing his point of view," was the reply.

"A title, if managed well, is a fine business asset." Thomas stared

gravely at his egg-cup.

"A humorist!" cried Killigrew, as if he had discovered a dodo.

"Really, no. I am typically English, sir." But Thomas was smiling

this time; and when he smiled Kitty found him very attractive. She was

leaning on her elbows, her folded hands propping her chin; and in his

soul Thomas knew that she was looking at him with those boring critical

blue eyes of hers. Why was she always looking at him like that? "It

is notorious that we English are dull and stupid," he said.

"Now you are making fun of us," said Kitty seriously.

"I beg your pardon!"

She dropped her hands from under her chin and laughed. "Do you really

wish to know the real secret of our antagonism, Mr. Webb?"




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