'So where will we find bench number one?' asked Emma.
'Where it's always been, in the bandstand, under cover. Joey calls it his palace. But he's a bit soft in the head on account of the fact he still suffers from shellshock.' Mr Stephenson turned his back on them, on account of the fact that he felt he'd earned his half crown.
It wasn't difficult for Harry and Emma to find the bandstand, or Old Joey, who turned out to be its only occupant. He was sitting bolt upright in the middle of bench number one as if he were seated on a throne. Emma didn't need to see the faded brown stains to recognize her father's old tweed suit, but how would they ever get him to part with it, she wondered.
'What do you want?' said Old Joey suspiciously as they walked up the steps and into his kingdom. 'If it's my bench you're after, you can forget it, because possession is nine-tenths of the law, as I keep reminding Mr Stephenson.'
'No,' said Emma gently, 'we don't want your bench, Old Joey, but we wondered if you'd like a new suit.'
'No thank you, miss, very happy with the one I got. It keeps me warm, so I don't need no other one.'
'But we'd give you a new suit that would be just as warm,' said Harry.
'Old Joey's done nothing wrong,' he said, turning to face him.
Harry stared at the row of medals on his chest: the Mons Star, the long service medal and the Victory Medal, and a single stripe that had been sewn on to his sleeve. 'I need your help, corporal,' he said.
Old Joey sprang to attention, saluted and said, 'Bayonet fixed, sir, just give the order and the lads are ready to go over the top.'
Harry felt ashamed.
Emma and Harry returned the next day with a herringbone overcoat, a new tweed suit and a pair of shoes for Old Joey. Mr Stephenson paraded around the park in his new blazer and grey flannels, while Mr Watson, bench number three, was delighted with his double-breasted sports jacket and cavalry twills, but as he didn't need another pair of shoes, he asked Emma to give them to Mr Stephenson. She handed the rest of Sir Hugo's wardrobe to a grateful Miss Penhaligon.
Harry left the park with Sir Hugo Barrington's bloodstained lovat-green tweed suit.
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Professor Inchcape studied the blood stains under a microscope for some time before he offered an opinion.
'I'll need to carry out several more tests before I make a final assessment, but on a preliminary inspection, I'm fairly confident that I'll be able to tell you which blood group these samples came from.'
'That's a relief,' said Harry. 'But how long will it be before you know the results?'
'A couple of days would be my guess,' said the professor, 'three at the most. I'll give you a call as soon as I find out, Sir Harry.'
'Let's hope you have to make the call to Mr Clifton.'
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'I've phoned the Lord Chancellor's office,' said Lord Harvey, 'and let them know that blood tests are being carried out on Hugo's clothes. If the blood group is Rhesus positive, I'm sure he'll ask the Law Lords to reconsider their verdict in light of the fresh evidence.'
'But if we don't get the result we're hoping for,' said Harry, 'then what?'
'The Lord Chancellor will schedule a debate in the parliamentary calendar soon after the House is reconvened after the general election. But let's hope Professor Inchcape's findings make that unnecessary. By the way, does Giles know what you're up to?'
'No, sir, but as I'm spending the afternoon with him, I'll be able to bring him up to date.'
'Don't tell me he's talked you into doing a stint of canvassing?'
'I'm afraid so, although he's well aware I'll be voting Tory at the election. But I have assured him that my mother and Uncle Stan will both be supporting him.'
'Don't let the press find out that you won't be voting for him, because they'll be looking for any opportunity to drive a stake between the two of you. Bosom pals is not on their agenda.'
'All the more reason to hope that the professor comes up with the right result and we're all put out of our misery.'
'Amen to that,' said Lord Harvey.
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William Warwick was just about to solve the crime when the phone rang. Harry still had the gun in his hand as he walked across the library and picked up the receiver.
'It's Professor Inchcape. Can I have a word with Sir Harry?'
Fiction was replaced by fact in a cruel moment. Harry didn't need to be told the results of the blood tests. 'Speaking,' he said.
'I'm afraid my news isn't what you were hoping for,' said the professor. 'Sir Hugo's blood type turns out to be Rhesus negative, so the possibility of him being your father can't be eliminated on those grounds.'
Harry telephoned Ashcombe Hall.
'Harvey here,' said the voice he knew so well.
'It's Harry, sir. I'm afraid you're going to have to phone the Lord Chancellor and tell him the debate will be going ahead.'
45
GILES HAD BECOME so preoccupied with getting elected to the House of Commons as the Member of Parliament for Bristol Docklands, and Harry was so involved with the publication of William Warwick and the Case of the Blind Witness, that when they received an invitation to join Lord Harvey at his country home for Sunday lunch, they both assumed it would be a family gathering. But when they turned up at Ashcombe Hall, there was no sign of any other member of the family.
Lawson did not escort them to the drawing room, or even the dining room, but to his lordship's study, where they found Lord Harvey seated behind his desk with two empty leather chairs facing him. He didn't waste any time on small talk.
'I've been informed by the Lord Chancellor's office that Thursday September 6th has been reserved in the parliamentary calendar for a debate that will determine which of you will inherit the family title. We have two months to prepare. I will be opening the debate from the front bench,' said Lord Harvey, 'and I expect to be opposed by Lord Preston.'
'What's he hoping to achieve?' asked Harry.
'He wants to undermine the hereditary system, and to do him justice, he doesn't make any bones about it.'
'Perhaps if I could get an appointment to see him,' said Harry, 'and let him know my views . . .'
'He's not interested in you or your views,' said Lord Harvey. 'He's simply using the debate as a platform to air his well-known opinions on the hereditary principle.'
'But surely if I were to write to him - '
'I already have,' said Giles, 'and even though we're in the same party, he didn't bother to reply.'
'In his opinion, the issue is far more important than any one individual case,' said Lord Harvey.
'Won't such an intransigent stance go down badly with their lordships?' asked Harry.
'Not necessarily,' replied Lord Harvey. 'Reg Preston used to be a trade union firebrand, until Ramsay MacDonald offered him a seat in the Lords. He's always been a formidable orator, and since joining us on the red benches, has become someone you can't afford to underestimate.'
'Do you have any sense of how the House might divide?' asked Giles.