With all his brightness and cleverness and general good qualities, Mr.

Franklin's chance of topping Mr. Godfrey in our young lady's estimation

was, in my opinion, a very poor chance indeed.

In the first place, Mr. Godfrey was, in point of size, the finest man by

far of the two. He stood over six feet high; he had a beautiful red and

white colour; a smooth round face, shaved as bare as your hand; and a

head of lovely long flaxen hair, falling negligently over the poll of

his neck. But why do I try to give you this personal description of

him? If you ever subscribed to a Ladies' Charity in London, you know Mr.

Godfrey Ablewhite as well as I do. He was a barrister by profession;

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a ladies' man by temperament; and a good Samaritan by choice. Female

benevolence and female destitution could do nothing without him.

Maternal societies for confining poor women; Magdalen societies for

rescuing poor women; strong-minded societies for putting poor women into

poor men's places, and leaving the men to shift for themselves;--he was

vice-president, manager, referee to them all. Wherever there was a table

with a committee of ladies sitting round it in council there was Mr.

Godfrey at the bottom of the board, keeping the temper of the committee,

and leading the dear creatures along the thorny ways of business, hat in

hand. I do suppose this was the most accomplished philanthropist (on

a small independence) that England ever produced. As a speaker at

charitable meetings the like of him for drawing your tears and your

money was not easy to find. He was quite a public character. The last

time I was in London, my mistress gave me two treats. She sent me to the

theatre to see a dancing woman who was all the rage; and she sent me to

Exeter Hall to hear Mr. Godfrey. The lady did it, with a band of music.

The gentleman did it, with a handkerchief and a glass of water. Crowds

at the performance with the legs. Ditto at the performance with the

tongue. And with all this, the sweetest tempered person (I allude to Mr.

Godfrey)--the simplest and pleasantest and easiest to please--you ever

met with. He loved everybody. And everybody loved HIM. What chance

had Mr. Franklin--what chance had anybody of average reputation and

capacities--against such a man as this?

On the fourteenth, came Mr. Godfrey's answer.

He accepted my mistress's invitation, from the Wednesday of the birthday

to the evening of Friday--when his duties to the Ladies' Charities would

oblige him to return to town. He also enclosed a copy of verses on

what he elegantly called his cousin's "natal day." Miss Rachel, I was

informed, joined Mr. Franklin in making fun of the verses at dinner;

and Penelope, who was all on Mr. Franklin's side, asked me, in great

triumph, what I thought of that. "Miss Rachel has led you off on a false

scent, my dear," I replied; "but MY nose is not so easily mystified.

Wait till Mr. Ablewhite's verses are followed by Mr. Ablewhite himself."




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