There was a knock at the door, this time the real room service. Gabe and I hid while River opened the door. As the cart got wheeled in, a half-dozen flashes went off in his face. The hallway was crawling with paparazzi.
River slammed the door. "Fuck. Someone leaked our whereabouts, probably that desk clerk. Now we're stuck in here."
I got a crazy idea and gave him a devilish smile. "You know, I could leave with you. Give them what they want. Then Gabe could sneak out later."
Gabe shook his head. "I can't sneak out now. Someone would see me. If you're willing to be photographed with River, would you be willing to do it with both of us?"
"Certainly," I laughed. "Let them think we had a three-way. In fact, why don't we put on a show. Let's act lewd and horny. In the morning, we can make a big scene when we check out together."
River bolted out a laugh, and Gabe hugged me. "You sure? You're going to get a lot of hate for it."
"I can handle haters. Besides, when this week is up, they'll forget all about me." At least I hoped that would be true.
I got dressed, leaving a few buttons from my blouse unbuttoned. River and Gabe put on pants but left their shirts off. Then we stumbled to the office, giggling and grabbing each other as flashes went off all around us. Standing by the front desk, I got more than a little turned on again as the bald and bad River Sticks held me to his side and kissed me. I squeezed him tight and let me tell you, he felt great. So what if he was gay? He still had a sizzling hot body. Gabe wasn't too bad, either, now that I'd seen more of him. I was having the best time in the world groping them.
Prying myself from River like a sated lover, I gave the desk clerk my most vampy look. "Say, honey. Where can we get some booze?"
The kid grinned at us and pointed out the door. "There's a liquor store a few blocks from here."
I couldn't resist pushing it too far, so I let out a growl and ran my hand over River's scalp. "Hey." I was speaking to River and Gabe, but made sure the clerk and the paparazzi could hear, too. "Let's do that thing with the whipped cream and chocolate sauce." I giggled and turned back to the clerk. "What about a grocery store?"
The kid swallowed. "Uh yeah, there's one next to the liquor store."