And his eyes! Everyone likened their color to ice, and when Daphne watched him converse with other members of society, she could see why. Simon wasn't as loquacious with others as he was with her. His words were more clipped, his tone more brusque, and his eyes echoed the hardness in his demeanor.
But when they were laughing together, just the two of them poking fun at some silly society rule, his eyes changed. They grew softer, gentler, more at ease. In her more fanciful moments, she almost thought they looked as if they were melting.
She sighed, leaning even more heavily against the wall. It seemed her fanciful moments were coming closer and closer together these days.
“Ho, there, Daff, why are you skulking in the corner?”
Daphne looked up to see Colin approaching, his usual cocky smile firmly in place on his handsome face. Since his return to London, he had taken the town by storm, and Daphne could easily name a dozen young ladies who were positive they were in love with him and desperate for his attention. She wasn't worried about her brother's returning any of their affections, however; Colin obviously had many more wild oats to sow before he settled down.
“I'm not skulking,” she corrected. “I'm avoiding.”
“Avoiding whom? Hastings?”
“No, of course not. He's not here tonight, anyway.”
“Yes, he is.”
Since this was Colin, whose primary purpose in life (after chasing loose women and betting on horses, of course) was to torment his sister, Daphne meant to act blasé, but still she lurched to attention as she asked, “He is?”
Colin nodded slyly and motioned with his head toward the ballroom entrance. “I saw him enter not fifteen minutes ago.”
Daphne narrowed her eyes. “Are you bamming me? He told me quite specifically that he wasn't planning to attend tonight.”
“And you still came?” Colin laid both his hands on his cheeks and faked surprise.
“Of course I did,” she retorted. “My life does not revolve around Hastings.”
“Doesn't it?”
Daphne had the sinking feeling that he was not being facetious. “No, it doesn't,” she replied, lying through her teeth. Her life might not revolve around Simon, but her thoughts certainly did.
Colin's emerald eyes grew uncharacteristically serious. “You've got it bad, don't you?”
“I have no idea what you mean.”
He smiled knowingly. “You will.”
“Colin!”
“In the meantime”—he motioned back toward the ballroom's entrance—“why don't you go and locate him? Clearly my scintillating company pales in comparison. I can see that your feet are already inching away from me.”
Horrified that her body would betray her in such a way, Daphne looked down.
“Ha! Made you look.”
“Colin Bridgerton,” Daphne ground out, “sometimes I swear I think you're no more than three years old.”
“An interesting concept,” he mused, “and one that would place you at the tender age of one and a half, little sister.”
Lacking a suitably cutting retort, Daphne just fixed upon him her blackest scowl.
But Colin only laughed. “An attractive expression to be sure, sis, but one you might want to remove from your cheeks. His Devastatingness is heading this way.”
Daphne refused to fall for his bait this time. He wasn't going to Make Her Look.
Colin leaned forward and whispered conspiratorially, “This time I'm not kidding, Daff.”
Daphne held her scowl.
Colin chuckled.
“Daphne!” Simon's voice. Right at her ear.
She whirled around.
Colin's chuckles grew more heartfelt. “You really ought to have more faith in your favorite brother, dear sis.”
“He's your favorite brother?” Simon asked, one dark brow raised in disbelief.
“Only because Gregory put a toad in my bed last night,” Daphne bit off, “and Benedict's standing has never recovered from the time he beheaded my favorite doll.”
“Makes me wonder what Anthony's done to deny him even an honorable mention,” Colin murmured.
“Don't you have somewhere else to be?” Daphne asked pointedly.
Colin shrugged. “Not really.”
“Didn't,” she asked through clenched teeth, “you just tell me you promised a dance to Prudence Featherington?”
“Gads, no. You must have misheard.”
“Perhaps Mother is looking for you, then. In fact, I'm certain I hear her calling your name.”
Colin grinned at her discomfort. “You're not supposed to be so obvious,” he said in a stage whisper, purposely loud enough for Simon to hear. “He'll figure out that you like him.”
Simon's entire body jerked with barely contained mirth.
“It's not his company I'm trying to secure,” Daphne said acidly. “It's yours I'm trying to avoid.”
Colin clapped a hand over his heart. “You wound me, Daff.” He turned to Simon. “Oh, how she wounds me.”
“You missed your calling, Bridgerton,” Simon said genially. “You should have been on the stage.”
“An interesting idea,” Colin replied, “but one that would surely give my mother the vapors.” His eyes lit up. “Now that's an idea. And just when the party was growing tedious. Good eve to you both.” He executed a smart bow and walked off.
Daphne and Simon remained silent as they watched Colin disappear into the crowd. “The next shriek you hear,” Daphne said blandly, “will surely be my mother's.”
“And the thud will be her body hitting the floor in a dead faint?”