“Stuck in the middle of two crazy ass women…” I threw the first can at his head. Hey my aim’s still good, all those years of softball paid off.

“Are you insane?”

“Didn’t you just get through calling me crazy?”

“Is this that hormone thing again or are you just fucking with me?” Like I was gonna answer that.

“What did you say when she said she was coming over?”

“I told her I would talk it over with you first. I’m not too jazzed about seeing her so soon after the other night, but with the ring thing she kinda forced my hand.”

“Which is just what she wanted.” I didn’t tell him that because he didn’t tell her no outright, that she would take that to mean it was okay to show up at my door. Saying he had to talk it over with me first was like a red flag for that loon. I know her so well and I had something for her ass.

“Are the men finished?”

“Oh yeah, I have to show you how the new system works. What’re you grinning at?”

“Oh nothing, come show me.”

He walked me through and showed me all the cameras and whatnot he’d had installed. I snuck and unlocked the door when he wasn’t looking. Since the locks had been changed hagfish wouldn’t be able to get in and this was the one time I wanted her to find her way in. I wasn’t worried about my father in law or any of the others coming with her, they had work and lives that did not involve making mine a living hell.

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When I got started on him in the living room he didn’t know what hit him. “Feeling frisky are you?” I felt a momentary pang at using him this way but shit, I had to get my digs in where I could. I kept my ears pricked while making enough noise to keep him distracted. The dick was so good though I got sidetracked. If this didn’t work the way I expected at least I would’ve got a nice afternoon drilling out of it.

“Oh yeah baby right there.” He was hitting the coochie so good. I kept egging him on to make him crazy. “Oh yeah fuck that pussy like you own it big boy.” He only drilled me harder when I bit his ear and ran my nails down his back. I knew he was close so I put the kegel with a twist on his ass and it was off to the races.

“Shit Vanessa how can your pussy be this fucking good? Fuck I’m cumming.”

Her screech was loud enough to raise the dead. Oops.

“Mom what the fuck, what are you doing here?”

I took note of the fact that he did not get up. It could be because he had just off loaded and wasn’t thinking straight, but I don’t think so because he was trying to shield me from the idiot.

“Get up from there, oh my word this is so disgusting.” She was fuming; her little boy was being soiled. I’ll show that bitch who’s a tart.

“MOM GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.” She jumped a mile in the air before storming out of the room. Not before she threw a glare my way though. I just smiled back at her, where he couldn’t see of course. Until I had that ring, life as she knew it was over.

“I’m sorry baby.” He finally pulled out and helped me up.

“It’s okay.” I had my sad face on of course. I got a kiss and a squeeze for my troubles. “Don’t be embarrassed baby we weren’t doing anything wrong. She’s wrong for just barging in here like that.” He pulled me out of the room behind him after we’d made ourselves decent.

Her nuttiness Billaby frig was sitting on the couch with her nose in the air looking put upon.

“Really Damien, I expected better of you.”

“I don’t see why, you showed up at our home unannounced. How did you get in anyway?”

“What do you mean? The door was open but I still have a key.”

“No you don’t, we changed the locks after the place was broken into. You wouldn’t know anything about that would you mom?”

“Are you accusing me of something?” he studied her like a gnat under a scope.

“I know when you’re lying, now the only thing I can’t understand is why you would take my wife’s things?

Was it just to hurt her?”

“I don’t know what…”

“Can it mom. Where is her ring?” She sniffed and acted all hurt but she wasn’t fooling me.




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