"First," said I, "do you believe it was forty shillings yes or no?"

The farmer twisted his whisker, and stared very hard at the spout

of the pump.

"Tell 'ee what," said he at length, "mak' it thirty, an' I give

ye my Bible oath to do the best wi' it I can."

"Then I must needs seek my breakfast at the nearest inn," said I.

"An' that is the 'Old Cock,' a mile an' a half nearer Tonbridge."

"Then the sooner I start the better," said I, "for I'm mightily

sharp set."

"Why, as to that," said he, busy with his whisker again, "I might

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stretch a pint or two an' call it--thirty-five, at a pinch--what

d'ye say?"

"Why, I say 'good morning,' and many of them!" And, opening the

gate, I started off down the road at a brisk pace. Now, as I

went, it began to rain.




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