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'Boys are crazy,' Sophie said. 'Let me read this next one.' Sophie started reading the next label: I IS HAVING A BATH AND I IS DISCOVERING THAT IF I PRESS QUITE HARD ON MY TUMMY BUTTON A FUNNY FEELING COMES

OVER ME AND SUDDENLEY MY LEGS IS NOT THERE NOR IS MY ARMS. IN FACT I HAS BECOME ABSOLOOTLY INVISIBLE ALL

OVER. I IS STILL THERE BUT NO ONE CAN SEE ME NOT EVEN MYSELF. SO MY MUMMY COMES IN AND SAYS 'WHERE IS THAT

CHILD! HE WAS IN THE BATH A MINIT AGO AND HE CAN'T POSSIBLY HAVE WASHED HIMSELF PROPERLY!' SO I SAYS 'HERE I IS' AND SHE SAYS 'WHERE?' AND I SAYS 'HERE' AND SHE SAYS 'WHERE?' AND I SAYS 'HERE!' AND SHE YELLS 'HENRY! COME

UP QUICK!' AND WHEN MY DADDY RUSHES IN I IS WASHING MYSELF AND MY DADDY SEES THE SOAP FLOATING AROUND IN

THE AIR BUT OF CORSE HE IS NOT SEEING ME AND HE SHOUTS 'WHERE ARE YOU BOY?' AND I SAYS 'HERE' AND HE SAYS

'WHERE?' AND I SAYS 'HERE' AND HE SAYS 'WHERE?' AND I SAYS 'HERE!' AND HE SAYS 'THE SOAP, BOY! THE SOAP! IT'S

FLYING IN THE AIR!' THEN I PRESS MY TUMMY BUTTON AGAIN AND NOW I IS VISIBLE. MY DADDY IS SQUIFFY WITH EXCITEMENT AND HE SAYS 'YOU IS THE INVISIBLE BOY!' AND I SAYS 'NOW I IS GOING TO HAVE SOME FUN,' SO WHEN I IS OUT

OF THE BATH AND I HAVE DRIED MYSELF I PUT ON MY DRESSING-GOWN AND SLIPPERS AND I PRESS MY TUMMY BUTTON

AGAIN TO BECOME INVISIBLE AND I GO DOWN INTO THE TOWN AND WALK IN THE STREETS. OF CORSE ONLY ME IS

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INVISIBLE BUT NOT THE THINGS I IS WEARING SO WHEN PEEPLE IS SEEING A DRESSING-GOWN AND SLIPPERS FLOATING

ALONG THE STREET WITH NOBODY IN IT THERE IS A PANIC WITH EVERYBODY YELLING 'A GHOST! A GHOST!' AND PEEPLE IS

SCREAMING LEFT AND RIGHT AND BIG STRONG POLICEMEN IS RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES AND BEST OF ALL I SEE MR

GRUMMIT MY ALGEBRA TEECHER COMING OUT OF A PUB AND I FLOAT UP TO HIM AND SAY 'BOO!' AND HE LETS OUT A FRIGHTSOME HOWL AND DASHES BACK INTO THE PUB AND THEN I IS WAKING UP AND FEELING HAPPY AS A WHIFFSQUIDDLER.

'Pretty ridiculous,' Sophie said. Al the same, she couldn't resist reaching down and pressing her own tummy button to see if it worked. Nothing happened.

'Dreams is very mystical things,' the BFG said. 'Human beans is not understanding them at al . Not even their brainiest prossefors is understanding them. Has you seen enough?'

'Just this last one,' Sophie said. 'This one here.'

She started reading:

I HAS RITTEN A BOOK AND IT IS SO EXCITING NOBODY CAN PUT IT DOWN. AS SOON AS YOU HAS RED THE FIRST LINE YOU IS

SO HOOKED ON IT YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL THE LAST PAGE. IN ALL THE CITIES PEEPLE IS WALKING IN THE STREETS

BUMPING INTO EACH OTHER BECAUSE THEIR FACES IS BURIED IN MY BOOK AND DENTISTS IS READING IT AND TRYING TO

FILL TEETHS AT THE SAME TIME BUT NOBODY MINDS BECAUSE THEY IS ALL READING IT TOO IN THE DENTIST'S CHAIR.

DRIVERS IS READING IT WHILE DRIVING AND CARS IS CRASHING ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. BRAIN SURGEONS IS READING IT

WHILE THEY IS OPERATING ON BRAINS AND AIRLINE PILOTS IS READING IT AND GOING TO TIMBUCTOO INSTEAD OF

LONDON. FOOTBALL PLAYERS IS READING IT ON THE FIELD BECAUSE THEY CAN'T PUT IT DOWN AND SO IS OLIMPICK

RUNNERS WHILE THEY IS RUNNING. EVERYBODY HAS TO SEE WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT IN MY BOOK AND WHEN I

WAKE UP I IS STILL TINGLING WITH EXCITEMENT AT BEING THE GREATEST RITER THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN UNTIL MY

MUMMY COMES IN AND SAYS I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR ENGLISH EXERCISE BOOK LAST NITE AND REALLY YOUR SPELLING IS

ATROSHUS SO IS YOUR PUNTULASHON.

'That's enough for now,' the BFG said. 'There is dil ions more but my arm is getting tired holding you up.'

'What are al those over there?' Sophie said. 'Why have they got such tiny labels?'

'That,' the BFG said, 'is because one day I is catching so many dreams I is not having the time or energy to write out long labels. But there is enough to remind me.'

'Can I look?' Sophie said.

The long-suffering BFG carried her across to the jars she was pointing to. Sophie read them rapidly, one after the other:

'What amazes me,' Sophie said, 'is how you ever learned to write in the first place.'

'Ah,' said the BFG. 'I has been wondering how long it is before you is asking me that.'

'Considering you never went to school, I think it's quite marvel ous,' Sophie said. 'How did you learn?'

The BFG crossed the cave and opened a tiny secret door in the wal . He took out a book, very old and tattered. By human standards, it was an ordinary sized book, but it looked like a postage stamp in his huge hand.

'One night,' he said, 'I is blowing a dream through a window and I sees this book lying on the little boy's bedroom table. I wanted it so very badly, you understand. But I is refusing to steal it. I would never do that.'

'So how did you get it?' Sophie asked.

'I borrowed it,' the BFG said, smiling a little. 'Just for a short time I borrowed it.'

'How long have you had it?' Sophie asked.

'Perhaps only about eighty years,' the BFG said. 'Soon I shal be putting it back.'

'And that's how you taught yourself to write?' Sophie asked him.

'I is reading it hundreds of times,' the BFG said. 'And I is stil reading it and teaching new words to myself and how to write them. It is the most scrumdiddlyumptious story.'

Sophie took the book out of his hand. Nicholas Nickleby,' she read aloud.

'By Dahl's Chickens,' the BFG said.

'By who? ' Sophie said.

Just then, there came a tremendous noise of gal oping feet from outside the cave. 'What's that?' Sophie cried.

'That is al the giants zippfizzing off to another country to guzzle human beans,' the BFG said. He quickly popped Sophie into his waistcoat pocket, then hurried to the cave entrance and rol ed back the stone.

Sophie, peeping out of her spy-hole, saw all nine of the fearsome giants coming past at ful gallop.

'Where is you off to tonight?' shouted the BFG.

'We is al of us flushbunking off to England tonight,' answered the Fleshlumpeater as they went gal oping past. 'England is a luctuous land and we is fancying a few nice little English chiddlers.'

'I,' shouted the Maidmasher, 'is knowing where there is a gigglehouse for girls and I is guzzling myself ful as a frothblower!'

'And I knows where there is a bogglebox for boys!' shouted the Gizzardgulper. 'Al I has to do is reach in and grab myself a handful! English boys is tasting extra lickswishy!'

In a few seconds, the nine gal oping giants were out of sight.

'What did he mean?' Sophie said, poking her head out of the pocket. 'What is a gigglehouse for girls?'

'He is meaning a girls' school,' the BFG said. 'He wil be eating them by the bundle.'

'Oh no!' cried Sophie.

'And boys from a boys' school,' said the BFG.

'It mustn't happen!' Sophie cried out. 'We've got to stop them! We can't just sit here and do nothing!'

'There's not a thing we can do,' the BFG said. 'We is helpless as horsefeathers.' He sat down on a large craggy blue rock near the entrance to his cave. He took Sophie from his pocket and put her beside him on the rock. 'It is now quite safe for you to be outside until they is coming back,' he said.