“That’s not quite the response I was hoping for,” I said.
“I’m three thousand miles away. You think it’s really that big of an emergency?”
“Well, he’s not bleeding out or anything like that, but he does need your help. Someone has to get the situation under control. He’s in no position to take care of himself.”
Her silence suggested she wasn’t receptive to the idea, in whole or in part. What was wrong with this chick?
“What sort of work do you do?” I asked as a prompt.
“I’m an executive VP in an ad agency.”
“Do you think you could talk to your boss?”
“And say what?”
“Tell him-”
“It’s a her…”
“Great. I’m sure she’ll understand the kind of crisis we’ve got on our hands. Gus is eighty-nine years old and you’re his only living relative.”
Her tone shifted from resistance to mere reluctance. “I do have business contacts in L.A. I don’t know how quickly I could set it up, but I suppose I could fly out at the end of the week and maybe see him Saturday or Sunday. How would that be?”
“One day in town won’t do him any good unless you mean to leave him where he is.”
“In the nursing home? That’s not such a bad idea.”
“Yes, it is. He’s miserable.”
“Why? What’s wrong with it?”
“Let’s put it this way. I don’t know you at all, but I’m reasonably certain you wouldn’t be caught dead in a place like that. It’s clean and the care is excellent, but your uncle wants to be in his own home.”
“Well, that won’t work. You said he’s not able to care for himself with his shoulder like it is.”
“That’s my point. You’ll have to hire someone to look after him.”
“Couldn’t you do that? You’d have a better idea how to go about it. I’m out of state.”
“Melanie, it’s your job, not mine. I barely know the man.”
“Maybe you could pitch in for a couple of days. Until I find someone else.”
“Me?” I held the phone away from me and stared at the mouthpiece. Surely she didn’t think she could drag me into it. I’m the least nursey person I know and I have people who’d back me up on the claim. On the rare occasions when I’ve been pressed into service, I’ve bumbled my way through, but I never liked it much. My aunt Gin took a dim view of pain and suffering, which she felt were trumped up purely to get attention. She couldn’t tolerate medical complaints and she thought all so-called serious illnesses were bogus, right up to the moment she was diagnosed with the very cancer she died of. I’m not quite as coldhearted but I’m not far behind. I had a sudden vision of hypodermic syringes and I thought I was on the verge of blacking out, when I realized Melanie was still wheedling.
“What about the neighbor who found him and called 9-1-1?”
“That was me.”
“Oh. I thought there was an old guy who lived next door.”
“You’re talking about Henry Pitts. He’s my landlord.”
“That’s right. I remember now. He’s retired. My uncle’s mentioned him before. Wouldn’t he have time to look in on Gus?”
“I don’t think you get it. He doesn’t need someone ‘looking in on him.’ I’m talking about professional nursing care.”
“Why don’t you contact social services? There has to be an agency to handle things like this.”
“You’re his niece.”
“His great-niece. Maybe even great-great,” she said.
“Uh-hun.”
I let a silence fall into which she did not leap with joy, offering to fly out.
She said, “Hello?”
“I haven’t gone anywhere. I’m just waiting to hear what you’re going to do.”
“Fine. I’ll be out, but I don’t appreciate your attitude.”
She hung up resoundingly to illustrate her point.
8
After dinner Friday night, I went with Henry to a Christmas-tree lot on Milagro to help him choose a tree-a decision he takes very seriously. Christmas was still two weeks away, but Henry’s like a little kid when it comes to the holidays. The lot itself was small, but he felt the trees were fresher and the selection better than at the other lots he’d tried. In the six-foot height he preferred, he had several choices: a balsam fir, a Fraser fir, a blue spruce, a Nordman, the Norway, or the noble spruce. He and the man who owned the lot got into a long discussion about the merits of each. The blue spruce, the noble, and the Norway had poor needle retention, and the Nordmans had spindly tips. He finally settled on a dark green balsam fir with a classic shape, soft needles, and the fragrance of a pine forest (or Pine-Sol, depending on your frame of reference). The tree branches were secured with heavy twine, and we hauled it to his station wagon, where we tied it across the top with an elaborate configuration of rope and bungee cords.