11.
Kingsley occupied a spacious corner suite, filled with lots of dark wood shelving and legal reference books. Had the blinds not been shut he would have had a grand panoramic view of Santa Ana and Orange. Thick stacks of rubberbanded folders were piled everywhere, and in one corner was a discreet wet bar. A bottle of Jack Daniel's was sitting not-so-discreetly on the counter.
"Generally, the Jack Daniel's stays behind the bar during office hours," said Kingsley, moving around from behind his desk and shaking my hand, which he might have held a bit longer than protocol required. Then added, "You keep strange hours, Mrs. Moon."
I removed my hand from his grip. "And you heal surprisingly well."
The scar above his eye was almost gone. Indeed, it even appeared to have moved a little�Dto the left, perhaps�Dbut then again Mom always told me I had an overactive imagination. He saw me looking at it and promptly turned his head.
"Touche," he said. "A drink to the freaks?"
"This freak is working. No drinking." Drinking didn't effect me, but he didn't need to know that.
"Do you mind if I have one?"
"You mean another one?" I asked. I could it smell it on his breath.
"You are quite the detective," he said.
"Oh yeah, that was a hard one."
He grinned and swept past me toward the bar. "Please, make yourself comfortable."
The closest place to make myself comfortable was a client chair that was currently occupied by a giant box. "Would you prefer I sit on a pile of folders or on top of this box?" I asked, perhaps a little snottily.
Behind me, at the bar, Kingsley had started to pour himself another drink. "Forgive me. We've been so busy lately; the place is a mess. Let me get that for you."
"Don't bother," I said, setting the heavy box on the floor.
Now back behind his desk, drink in hand, Kingsley watched me carefully. He took a sip from the highball glass. The bourbon sparkled amber in the half-light. I love half-light. I watched him watching me. Something was up. Finally, he said, "That box is filled with four fifty-pound plates," he said. "Two hundred pounds. And if you throw in the other crap in the box, that's well over two hundred pounds."
"I'm not following," I said, although I suspected I knew what he was getting at.
"It was a test," he said smugly. "And you passed. Or failed. Depending how you look at it."
I said nothing. I couldn't say anything. Instead, I found myself looking at his fading scars. Not too long ago I had stepped on a thick piece of glass; the wound had healed completely in a few hours. Unlike mine, Kingsley's face had a healthy rosy glow. And he had arrived at my home in the middle of the day and had not worn extra protection from the sun. He was not like me, and yet he had survived five bullet shots to the head.
"Well," I said, "I would have been in trouble had it been too much over two hundred pounds."
He pounced. "You only work nights, Mrs. Moon. You wear an exorbitant amount of sunscreen. Your windows, I noticed, were all completely covered. You lift two hundred pounds without a moment's hesitation. Your skin is icy to the touch. And you have the complexion of an avalanche victim."
"Okay, that last one was just mean," I said.
"Sorry, but true."
"So what are you getting at?"
He leaned back and folded his hands over his flat stomach. "You're a vampire, Mrs. Moon."
I laughed. So did he. Mine was a nervous laugh; his not so much. As I gathered my thoughts for a firm rebuttal, I found myself taking a second glance around his office. Behind his desk on the wall, was a beautiful picture of the full moon taken by a high-powered telescopic lens. There was a silver moon globe next to his monitor. Half moon bookends, which, if placed together, would form a full moon. On his desk was a picture of a woman, a very beautiful woman, with a full moon rising over her shoulder.
"You're obsessed with moons," I said.
"Which is why I picked you out of the phone book," he said, grinning. "Couldn't help myself, Mrs. Moon."
We were both silent. I watched him carefully. His mouth was open slightly. He was breathing heavily, his wet tongue pushed up against his incisors. His face looked healthy, vigorous and...feral.
"You're a werewolf," I said finally.
He grinned, wolf-like.
12.
Kingsley moved over to the window, pulled aside the blinds, and peered out into the night. With his back to me, I could appreciate the breadth and width of his shoulders.
"Could you imagine in your wildest dream," he said finally, "of ever having this conversation?"
"Never."
"And yet neither one of us has denied the other's accusations."
"Nor have we admitted to them," I added.
We were silent again, and I listened to the faint hum of traffic outside the window. I spied some of the reassuring darkness through the open slats. I was in uncharted territory here, and so I decided to roll with the situation.
"For simplicity's sake," he said, his back still to me, "let's assume we are vampires and werewolves. Where does that leave us?"
"Obviously I must kill you," I said.
"I hope you're kidding."
"I am."
"Good, because I don't die easily," he said. "And certainly not without a fight."
"I just love a good fight," I said.
He ignored me. "So," he said, turning away from the window and crossing his arms across his massive chest. "How do you want to handle this?"
"Handle what?"
He threw back his head and laughed. It was a very animalistic gesture. He could have just as easily been a coyote�Dor a wolf�Dhowling at the moon. "This new wrinkle in our working relationship," he said.
"As far as I'm concerned you are still my client and I'm still your detective. Nothing has changed."
"Nothing?"
"Other than the fact that you claim to be a werewolf."
"You don't believe me?"
"Mr. Fulcrum, werewolves are fairytales."
"And vampires aren't?"
I laughed. Or tried to. "I'm not a vampire. I just have a condition."
"A condition that requires you to stay out of the sun," he said, incredulously. "A condition that requires you to drink blood. A condition that has turned you whiter than a ghost. A condition that has given you superhuman strength."
"I never said it was a common condition. I'm still looking into it."
He grinned. "It's called vampirism, my dear, and it's time for you to own it."
"Own it?"
"Isn't that what the kids say these days?" he said.
"Just how old are you, Mr. Fulcrum?"
"Never mind that," he said. "The question on the table is a simple one: do you believe I'm a werewolf?"
"No," I said.
"Do you believe you are a vampire?" he asked.
I hesitated. "No."
"Fine," he said. "Is your husband cheating on you?"
"Why would you say that?" I asked.
"I assume he is," said Kingsley. "I assume he's terrified of you and he doesn't know what to do about it yet, especially with the kids in the picture."
"Shut up, Kingsley."
"And since you're not denying it, I will also go as far as to assume he's a son-of-a-bitch for abandoning you in the hour of your greatest need."
"Please, shut up."
"I also know something else, Mrs. Moon. He will take the kids from you and there isn't a single goddamn thing you can do about it."
Something came over me, something hot and furious. I flashed out of the client chair and was on Kingsley before he could even uncross his arms. My left hand went straight for his throat, slamming him hard against the wall. Too hard. The back of his head crashed through the drywall. Teeth bared, I looked up into his face�Dand the asshole was actually grinning at me, with half his head still in the wall. His hair and shoulders were covered in plaster dust.
"Shut the hell up!" I screeched.
"Sure. You got it. Whatever you say."
We stood like that for a long time, my hand clamped over his throat, his head pushed back into the wall.
"Can you set me down now?" he asked in a raspy voice.
"Down?" I said, confused, my voice still raspy in my throat.
"Yeah," he said, pointing. "Down."
I followed his finger and saw that his feet were dangling six inches above the floor. I gasped and dropped him as his head popped out of the wall.
"Sorry," I said sheepishly. "I was mad."
Kingsley rubbed his neck. "Remind me next time not to piss you off," he said, dusting off his shoulders and opening his office door. "Oh, and I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Moon, that you are very much a vampire."
Eyes glowing amber, he winked at me and left.