Mr Henry Gowan and the dog were established frequenters of the cottage,

and the day was fixed for the wedding. There was to be a convocation of

Barnacles on the occasion, in order that that very high and very large

family might shed as much lustre on the marriage as so dim an event was

capable of receiving.

To have got the whole Barnacle family together would have been

impossible for two reasons. Firstly, because no building could have held

all the members and connections of that illustrious house. Secondly,

because wherever there was a square yard of ground in British occupation

under the sun or moon, with a public post upon it, sticking to that post

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was a Barnacle. No intrepid navigator could plant a flag-staff upon any

spot of earth, and take possession of it in the British name, but

to that spot of earth, so soon as the discovery was known, the

Circumlocution Office sent out a Barnacle and a despatch-box. Thus the

Barnacles were all over the world, in every direction--despatch-boxing

the compass.

But, while the so-potent art of Prospero himself would have failed in

summoning the Barnacles from every speck of ocean and dry land on

which there was nothing (except mischief) to be done and anything to be

pocketed, it was perfectly feasible to assemble a good many Barnacles.

This Mrs Gowan applied herself to do; calling on Mr Meagles frequently

with new additions to the list, and holding conferences with that

gentleman when he was not engaged (as he generally was at this period)

in examining and paying the debts of his future son-in-law, in the

apartment of scales and scoops.

One marriage guest there was, in reference to whose presence Mr Meagles

felt a nearer interest and concern than in the attendance of the most

elevated Barnacle expected; though he was far from insensible of the

honour of having such company. This guest was Clennam. But Clennam had

made a promise he held sacred, among the trees that summer night, and,

in the chivalry of his heart, regarded it as binding him to many implied

obligations. In forgetfulness of himself, and delicate service to her on

all occasions, he was never to fail; to begin it, he answered Mr Meagles

cheerfully, 'I shall come, of course.'

His partner, Daniel Doyce, was something of a stumbling-block in Mr

Meagles's way, the worthy gentleman being not at all clear in his own

anxious mind but that the mingling of Daniel with official Barnacleism

might produce some explosive combination, even at a marriage breakfast.

The national offender, however, lightened him of his uneasiness by

coming down to Twickenham to represent that he begged, with the freedom

of an old friend, and as a favour to one, that he might not be invited.

'For,' said he, 'as my business with this set of gentlemen was to do a

public duty and a public service, and as their business with me was to

prevent it by wearing my soul out, I think we had better not eat and

drink together with a show of being of one mind.' Mr Meagles was much

amused by his friend's oddity; and patronised him with a more protecting

air of allowance than usual, when he rejoined: 'Well, well, Dan, you

shall have your own crotchety way.'




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