Anybody may pass, any day, in the thronged thoroughfares of the

metropolis, some meagre, wrinkled, yellow old man (who might be supposed

to have dropped from the stars, if there were any star in the Heavens

dull enough to be suspected of casting off so feeble a spark), creeping

along with a scared air, as though bewildered and a little frightened

by the noise and bustle.

This old man is always a little old man. If he

were ever a big old man, he has shrunk into a little old man; if he were

always a little old man, he has dwindled into a less old man. His coat

is a colour, and cut, that never was the mode anywhere, at any period.

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Clearly, it was not made for him, or for any individual mortal. Some

wholesale contractor measured Fate for five thousand coats of such

quality, and Fate has lent this old coat to this old man, as one of a

long unfinished line of many old men. It has always large dull metal

buttons, similar to no other buttons. This old man wears a hat, a

thumbed and napless and yet an obdurate hat, which has never adapted

itself to the shape of his poor head.

His coarse shirt and his coarse

neckcloth have no more individuality than his coat and hat; they have

the same character of not being his--of not being anybody's. Yet this

old man wears these clothes with a certain unaccustomed air of being

dressed and elaborated for the public ways; as though he passed the

greater part of his time in a nightcap and gown. And so, like the

country mouse in the second year of a famine, come to see the town

mouse, and timidly threading his way to the town-mouse's lodging through

a city of cats, this old man passes in the streets.

Sometimes, on holidays towards evening, he will be seen to walk with a

slightly increased infirmity, and his old eyes will glimmer with a moist

and marshy light. Then the little old man is drunk. A very small

measure will overset him; he may be bowled off his unsteady legs with

a half-pint pot. Some pitying acquaintance--chance acquaintance

very often--has warmed up his weakness with a treat of beer, and the

consequence will be the lapse of a longer time than usual before he

shall pass again. For the little old man is going home to the Workhouse;

and on his good behaviour they do not let him out often (though methinks

they might, considering the few years he has before him to go out in,

under the sun); and on his bad behaviour they shut him up closer than

ever in a grove of two score and nineteen more old men, every one of

whom smells of all the others.




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