The tall female cop says, "Are you having fun in there, buddy?"

"I was til you guys barged in."

"Alright, let's go."

I climb out. "Where are we going?" As I turn, I see two ambulance drivers, a short woman, and a tall man. "Can I buy something first?"

The short male cop says, "No, you can't buy anything."

With ambulance and police escort, pass the condiments. If I tried to make a break for it, they would beat me down with relish. As we exit past the registers, I see Rich talking to the store manager, all the people from West House standing together, watching. Pretty Tony holds up his fist and chants, "No justice. No peace," as they take me away. Good one.




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