"Dude I found ain't about to testify," he said. "So it don't matter how tainted he gets."
"That's the idea."
"Tainted," he repeated, savoring the word. "Only thing, I supposed to work for Elaine today. Mindin' the shop while she checks out this Salvation Army store somebody told her about."
"I'll cover for you."
"I don't know," he said. "Lotta stuff you got to know, Bo. How to write up sales, how to make out the charge slips, how to bargain with the customers. It ain't somethin' you can do just walkin' in off the street."
I swung at him and he grinned and dodged the blow. "Didn't I tell you?" he said. "You got to work to establish the jab." And he snatched up the photographs and headed for the door.
* * *
The photos had been taken by a third-year student at Western Reserve, in Cleveland. I'd started out with a name and phone number from Wally Donn, but the guy I reached was swamped with work and didn't know when he could get to it. He gave me two other numbers, and when each one led me no further than an answering machine I looked in my book and called a fellow I knew in Massillon, Ohio. Massillon's not exactly next door to Cleveland, but I didn't know anybody closer.
I'd met Tom Havlicek six or seven years ago when a man I'd locked up once killed an old friend of Elaine's, along with her husband and children. Havlicek was the cop in charge, a police lieutenant who liked his work and was good at it. We'd hit it off and stayed in touch. I'd managed to deflect his periodic invitations to come out to Ohio and hunt deer, but I'd seen him twice in New York. He came alone the first time, to attend a police products trade show at the Javits Center, and I met him for lunch and showed him a little of the city. He liked what he saw enough to bring his wife a year or so later, and Elaine and I took them to dinner and arranged theater tickets. We joined them for the revival of Carousel at Lincoln Center, but they were on their own for Cats. Friendship, Elaine explained, only goes so far.
It didn't take long to determine, through a contact in the Cleveland Metropolitan PD, that William Havemeyer had skated thus far through life without getting into trouble. "He hasn't got a yellow sheet," he reported. "Which means he hasn't been arrested. Not in Cuyahoga County, at any rate. Not under that name."
I thanked him and got the name and phone number of his Cleveland contact.
"Now, since they never arrested him," he went on, "they sure don't have a photo of him, and Garvin"-his friend on the CMPD-"gave me a number of a guy he knows who retired recently, but it turns out he's in Florida for the season. So I thought of my sister's boy."
"He's a police officer?"
"A college student. He'll be a lawyer when he's through. Just what the world needs more of."
"You can't have too many lawyers," I said.
"That seems to be the Good Lord's view of the matter, the way he keeps making more of them. Won't be long before they've got nobody left to sue but each other. He's a bright young man, never mind who his uncle is, and photography's his hobby."
"How is he at lurking?"
"Lurking? Oh, to get the photo. I'd say he's a devious cuss. Serve him in good stead in his chosen profession. Should I call him?" I said he should. "And when are we going to shoot some deer, will you tell me that?"
"Probably never."
"Never make a hunter out of you, will we? You know what? Why don't you come out here after the season's over and we'll just take a walk in the woods, which is the best part of hunting anyway. No guns to carry, and no risk of being mistaken for a twelve-point buck by somebody who had his breakfast out of a flask. Of course you don't get to bring home any venison that way."
"Which spares you from having to pretend to enjoy it."
"Not your favorite meal, eh? Nor mine either, truth be known, but there's something about going out and getting it that satisfies a man."
I called him from Elaine's shop to tell him the photos had arrived and his nephew had done a good job.
"I'm glad to hear that," he said, "but I'm not surprised. He always took good pictures, even as a little kid. I spoke to him just last night, and I'll tell you what pleases me is how much fun he got out of doing the work. We could make a good police officer out of that boy."
"I bet your sister would love to hear that."
"Her and my brother-in-law both, and I guess I see their point. No question but that lawyers get richer than cops. Who ever said the world's a fair place?"
"I don't know," I said, "but I swear it wasn't me."
* * *
I spent a few hours minding the shop, and it's a good thing I don't have to do that too often. Someone-I think it was Pascal-wrote something to the effect that all of man's problems stem from his inability to sit alone in a room. I'm generally pretty good at sitting alone in a room, with or without the TV on, but that day I found it a trial. For one thing, I wanted to be out on the streets doing something. For another, people kept interrupting me, and to no purpose. They would call up, ask for Elaine, want to know when she would be coming back, and ring off without leaving a name. Or they would come to the door, stick their heads in, register a certain amount of dismay at seeing me instead of the lady of the house, and go somewhere else.
A couple of people did come in and browse, but I didn't have to talk price with them, or make out charge card slips, because none of them tried to buy anything. One inquired about the price of several paintings-all the prices were clearly marked-and said that she would be back. That means about as much as saying "I'll call you" to a woman after the two of you have seen a movie together. "People who keep shops," Elaine had told me, "are more realistic than girls on dates. We know you won't be back."
I had time to read the papers. Marty McGraw's column did indeed include Will's latest letter. Without naming names, the anonymous author made it clear that the three men on his list were just a starting point. Many more of us were candidates for his next list, unless we saw the light and mended our ways. The letter struck me as tired and unconvincing. I had the feeling Will #2 didn't even believe it himself.