"Not for me either," said Sancho, "for more than four hundred Moors have

so thrashed me that the drubbing of the stakes was cakes and fancy-bread

to it. But tell me, senor, what do you call this excellent and rare

adventure that has left us as we are left now? Though your worship was

not so badly off, having in your arms that incomparable beauty you spoke

of; but I, what did I have, except the heaviest whacks I think I had in

all my life? Unlucky me and the mother that bore me! for I am not a

knight-errant and never expect to be one, and of all the mishaps, the

greater part falls to my share."

"Then thou hast been thrashed too?" said Don Quixote.

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"Didn't I say so? worse luck to my line!" said Sancho.

"Be not distressed, friend," said Don Quixote, "for I will now make the

precious balsam with which we shall cure ourselves in the twinkling of an

eye."

By this time the cuadrillero had succeeded in lighting the lamp, and came

in to see the man that he thought had been killed; and as Sancho caught

sight of him at the door, seeing him coming in his shirt, with a cloth on

his head, and a lamp in his hand, and a very forbidding countenance, he

said to his master, "Senor, can it be that this is the enchanted Moor

coming back to give us more castigation if there be anything still left

in the ink-bottle?"

"It cannot be the Moor," answered Don Quixote, "for those under

enchantment do not let themselves be seen by anyone."

"If they don't let themselves be seen, they let themselves be felt," said

Sancho; "if not, let my shoulders speak to the point."

"Mine could speak too," said Don Quixote, "but that is not a sufficient

reason for believing that what we see is the enchanted Moor."

The officer came up, and finding them engaged in such a peaceful

conversation, stood amazed; though Don Quixote, to be sure, still lay on

his back unable to move from pure pummelling and plasters. The officer

turned to him and said, "Well, how goes it, good man?"

"I would speak more politely if I were you," replied Don Quixote; "is it

the way of this country to address knights-errant in that style, you

booby?"

The cuadrillero finding himself so disrespectfully treated by such a

sorry-looking individual, lost his temper, and raising the lamp full of

oil, smote Don Quixote such a blow with it on the head that he gave him a

badly broken pate; then, all being in darkness, he went out, and Sancho

Panza said, "That is certainly the enchanted Moor, Senor, and he keeps

the treasure for others, and for us only the cuffs and lamp-whacks."




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