Most people shook their heads. The author and assistant sat silently, looking so gleeful that I thought they would break into applause at any moment.
I retreated to the bar.
Kirby followed me. “Whoa. Shit, that was hot,” she said, turning her back to the side of the room where Taylor was. “Are you rethinking your plan to kick him to the curb before he’s even on it?”
“Yes,” I said, making the worst Cherry Coke ever. I took the cup around the bar and marched it over to him before setting it hard onto his table.
Taylor looked amused, which only made me angrier.
“I need to cancel tonight,” I said.
“Did you forget about a prior engagement?” he asked.
I blinked. “No.”
“Family emergency that can wait until you’re off work?”
I frowned. “No.”
“Then why are you canceling?”
“Because you’re a bully.”
He touched his chest. “I’m a bully?”
“Yes,” I said through my teeth, trying to keep my voice down. “You can’t just manhandle our customers like that.”
“I just did.” He leaned back, too pleased with himself. “Didn’t you hear your boss? She told me to.”
I snarled my lip, disgusted. “And you enjoyed it. Because you’re a bully. I don’t go out with bullies.”
“Great.”
“Great?” My voice rose an octave.
“You heard me.” Taylor crossed his arms, the polar opposite of annoyed, offended, or angry.
I had hoped my public rejection would rob him of that smug smile. “Then why are you smiling?”
He touched his thumb to his nose, the muscles in his arm flexing as he did so. “I think you’ll change your mind.”
I took a step and kept my voice low as I said, “Not even if I wanted to, and at this point, I certainly do not.” I spun around and minded my tables.
The pace picked up as the afternoon wore on, and when it was time to check on Taylor’s table, I noticed he was gone, a twenty-dollar bill left behind. I held it up. He’d only ordered the crappy Cherry Coke, so he’d left a seventeen-dollar tip.
I swallowed back my surprise and appreciation and shoved the money into my apron before clearing his table. I took the cup to Hector and then washed my hands.
“Do you think maybe you were a little harsh?” Chuck asked.
“With who?” I asked.
“You know who.”
“He’s a jerk. I told him I had it handled. He made a huge scene.”
He waved me away. “Dwayne deserved it. Phaedra’s been wanting to kick him out of here for years. Right before you started, he turned over a table.”
My mouth fell open.
The sprayer silenced, and Hector spoke, “That’s not like Mrs. Phaedra to let someone do that and keep coming back.”
Chuck shrugged. “He hasn’t always been like that. His wife left him a few years back. He started drinking all the time. Phaedra’s put up with his tantrums because she felt sorry for him, I guess.”
Hector and I traded glances.
“And you don’t think Taylor’s a bully for throwing him out like that?” I asked.
He shook his head. “I’ve daydreamed about doing that same thing.”
“But she’s your wife. You’d just be protecting her honor. I get that,” I said.
He pressed his lips together. “You’re right, but you’re wrong.”
I furrowed my brow, confused.
“I don’t think that Taylor kid is looking for anything easy. Just the opposite. And I think he knows he’s found it.”
“What does that mean?” I asked.
“It means you’d better hold on tight. Guys like him don’t give up easily once they’ve found a girl like you.”
I laughed once. “Let him try.”
Chuck smirked, returning to the food on the stove.
Chapter Four
“You’d better skedaddle, kiddo,” Phaedra said. “You’ve got to get ready, don’t you?”
I looked down at my clothes. “For what?”
“Are you going out with that boy in your apron?”
“No. I’m not going anywhere with that boy.”
Phaedra shook her head and tended to her last table of the night. Only a few chairs were still occupied. It was a few minutes past closing time. Kirby had already swept, and she was now breaking down the ice cream machine.
Phaedra’s table signed their check, and she waved as the small family left together to their car parked out front. I sat on the stool at the end of the bar, counting my tips. Kirby happily took a small stack of bills—her percentage for bussing tables and for her excellent hostess skills—as she passed by on her way to meet Gunnar at the door. He bent over to hug and kiss her, wrapping his giant arms around her tiny frame.
“Good night!” Kirby said.
“Night,” I said, barely above a whisper.
Phaedra and Chuck waved to the couple before Gunnar held open the door for his girlfriend. She passed him, and then they walked together to wherever he’d parked her car. I thought about them walking alone in the alley behind the restaurant and how Kirby probably wouldn’t think twice about it.
The door chimed again, and I looked up, half-expecting to see Kirby and Gunnar. It wouldn’t be the first time she’d forgotten something. Instead, I saw Taylor standing next to the hostess podium.
“Why are you here?” I asked.
The double doors swung a few times before they stilled, a sign that Phaedra had excused herself to the kitchen.
“I came to take you to dinner.”
“I canceled,” I said, stuffing my remaining tips in the pocket of my apron.
“I know.”
I lowered my chin, already annoyed. “What is it with you civil servant types? You think that because, historically, women have somewhat romanticized your line of work that you’re automatically guaranteed a date?”
“No, I’m just hungry, and I want to hang out with you while I eat.”
“We’re closed.”
“So?” he said, genuine in his cluelessness.
“So, you have to leave.”
Taylor shoved his hands into his jeans pockets. “Trust me, I want to. I’m not oblivious to the fact that you sort of hate my guts. Inherently bitchy women don’t appeal to me.”